Session 4
How to talk about doctors
In this session, we discuss medical specialists.
I think this would be the shortest session ever. Not that I am complaining- because, when you start writing it in the morning after you come to office, it’s a welcome relief. :)
Need someone who understands the female reproductive system? Visit a Gynaecologist
Just had a baby? You need someone to deliver the baby and take care of the mother. Go to an Obstetrician
Your child is ill? You don’t know what to feed him/her. Don’t worry, visit a Paediatrician. He is a child specialist and will take care of childhood maladies, the diets of infants et al.
Got a skin disease? Get hold of a skin specialist – Dermatologist
Eye problems: need glasses? Contracted an eye disease? Go to an eye specialist – Ophthamologist
Got a fractured bone or a dislocated hip? Visit a bone specialist – OrthopaedistHeart problems? Go to a Cardiologist
Brain disorders, spinal or nervous system problems? Are you listening, Mr Harshal Mehra? Go to a Neurologist
HCL not giving you enough money? Don’t like your PM? CAT intimidates you? Visit a Psychiatrist to alleviate all mental and emotional disturbances/stress.
I guess Fellow Gyaanis would be aware of all these terms.
So people, that’s it for the day. Lage raho!
posted by Shweta at 6/07/2006 11:46:00 PM
3 Comments:
Wah!!! kya kehna!!! ye session hai ya kisi dispensary ka advertisement? Manas, wo jo buses pe ajeeb o gareeb clinics ke add hote hain, unka content writer tu to nahi hai?
<<< smiles >>>.... <<< blushes >>> Thank you... (Utterly modest) It's not me, it's my talent.
One more thing..
Somebody who measures your vision and is specialised in that...
is an optometrist...
and i guess a gynaecologist does more than treating the female reproductive system... he takes care of evrything pertaining to female disorders...I think
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